The Mini-Yin is only a decade old, but his music choices already suck. I guess almost every parent marvels at how the cacophony emanating from their children’s rooms can be considered music. The Mini-Yin mostly indulges in video game soundtracks. It’s like having electronica looped endlessly.

Unlike the days of tapes, CDs, or even mp3 players, today kids merely request the songs they want from a smart speaker. There’s no media to deal with. They essentially have an infinite jukebox at their disposal—though I’m sure they’ve never operated nor even seen a jukebox. In case you’re too young to know what one looks like, here it is:

Given the world’s knowledge at his fingertips, the Mini-Yin elects to watch YouTube videos about memes. Afforded the world’s largest collection of music, he chooses the creations of someone named SharaX.